Kadi Jokes

person1: oru erumba "cut" panna enna Aagum...
person2: "cuterumbu" aayidum....


nabar 1: Enpa ippadi cigarette pudikkara
nabar 2: Ippadi than pudikanum, thiruppi pudicha naaku suttudum


nabar 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum
nabar 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhudhu


nabar 1: yen cigarette pidikkure
nabar 2: pidikklaiyanna keela vilundudum


Non-smoker: I hate Cigarette
Smoker : Me too, that is why I am burning it out


Person 1 : Unga ponnuku entha vasanai pudikkum ?
Person 2 : Pakkath veetu Srinivasana-i pudikkum


Person1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ?
Person2 : AAN KING (!)


Q:Which Bird can lift heavy things ?
A:'Crane'


Q:Which bird can write ?
A:'Pen'guin


Q:Pura(Dove)kittayum, Anil(Squirel) kittaiyaum letter anupicha edhu
correcta poi serum?
A:Anilthan, yenna adhu kittathan Pin Codu Irukku.


A: What is the opposite of MAZHAIMEGAM
B: Mazhai may not come!!


Person 1: What's opposite of Krishnaswamy ?
Person 2: Krishna did not see me!


Person 1: then what's opposite of Krishnaveni?
Person 2: Theriyalaiyea!
Person 1: T.Nagar Bus stand!


Teacher: What is the opposite of Area?
Student: Yeranguya !


MAN 1: "Ponnuku enna vaiasu aavarudhu " ?
MAN 2:"Aadi vandha... 16 mudiyum "
MAN 1:"Appo Aaadama vandha ???? "


Two College students finish their History exam and walk out of the exam hall..
First Student: Vaa Tea saapadalaam ..
Second Student: Ippo Dhaane COPY (...kapi/Coffee..) adicche ..Yedukkuda Tea


Customer: Waiter! Yennai-paa saapad-lei oery ambathu-paisa coins-aa iruku?"
Waiter : "saar neenga thaaney meals-il change vennunnu sonningey !"


What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai?
Wire-eriyarthu


What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali?
Naak-out


LICoda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga.Yen?
Yenna adhu Mottai maadi.


Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi?
Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa


LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu?
Yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO coffee


Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?
Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.


Q:Oru English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkam porathu.
Anga theatre kadhavai kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen?
A:Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.


Q: Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?
A: Bala Tiruppura Sundari


Q:Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam?
A: Sumar, anjara maasam.


Q:Oru maami idli-yai thalaila vechinda. Yen?
A: Yenna idli poo pola irundhudhu.


Q: Napoleankku bayam nna enna ne theriyaadhu.. En??
A: Yenna Napoleankku Tamil theriyadhu.

Fwd By : Arun Selva Guru