Sardar Jokes

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man
says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies. Sardar goes to China to
find meaning of friends last words. It is "you're
standing on the oxygen tube!!"

A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After
seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up.
U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!

Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why
others are running?

A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".

Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch
manager."

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure also what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!

One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps
from 100thfloor. At 50th floor he remembers I don't
have a daughter! At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa

On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our
engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number?

A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have an Aitel phone but still Hutch network is following me.

Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 crore after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or
else return my 20 Rs back.!

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN,
NO MATCH!"

Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardar:- why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says: Drink quickly.
Wife asks: why?? Sardar says: hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.

Sardar's wish: when i die, i wanna to die like my grandpa who died
peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car
he was driving....

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you
call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab. Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the
morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always
started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so? "It'z
doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "to start from the middle keeps one curious
not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife
asked: what you are doing? He said: i'm seeing how i look while sleeping.

Sent By : Ashok kumar G