Sardarji Strikes Again

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING
THAT IN OUR FAMILY,WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES. MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY
BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI , MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
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"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."

Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or
praying to God... Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?

Sardarji : Two miles .

Italian : Only two miles? Then why are these fools making noise. I have got
the experience of swimming even more.

The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to
ask something again.

Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?

Sardarji : Downwards ....
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Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."

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Q:) Why does sardarji brings binoculorses in his own
marriage?
A:) To see his far reletavies.
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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some
sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.

"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the
pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped (exchanged)
their sandwiches.
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Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back
direction.

This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji and then he also
decided to wear his pagari in the backward
direction . While he was on his way to his office another Sardar
saw him and asked "Sardarji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"

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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he
always started reading from the middle.

A friend of his asked why he did so?"

It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start
from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also
about its beginning
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Once a Sardarji was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana
peel and was badly hurt. Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a
banana peel and exclaimed " sala aaj bhi
phisalna hoga".

Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala,
aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!
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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter
told him that new rules were in effect due to the
advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective
heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are

Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not
the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only
12 seconds in a year?"

The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."

Saint Peter lets him in without another word