Jokes Time

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Question: What is the fullform of maths?
Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students

Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student:A holiday

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

Teacher:"What is your name?"
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."