Friday, December 09, 2005

Kanjibhai in Court

At the height of a business corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Kanjibhai the witness.

"Isn't it true," bellowed the lawyer , "that you accepted fifty thousand Rupees to compromise this case?"

Kanjibhai stared out the window as though he hadn't hear the question. "Isn't it true that you accepted fifty thousand Rupees to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.

Kanjibhai still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Kanjibhai , please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled Kanjibhai said, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, I thought he was talking to you."

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