One Liners

* Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving .

* Having One Child Makes You A Parent; Having Two You Are A Referee.

* Marriage Is A Relationship In Which One Person Is Always Right And The Other Is Husband.

* I Believe We Should All Pay Our Tax With A Smile. I Tried - But They Wanted Cash.

* A Child's Greatest Period Of Growth Is The Month After You've Purchased New School Uniforms.

* Don't Feel Bad. A Lot Of People Have No Talent.

* Don't Marry The Person You Want To Live With, Marry The One You Cannot Live Without... But Whatever You Do, You'll Regret It Later.

* You Can't Buy Love . . . But You Pay Heavily For It.

* True Friends Stab You In The Front.

* Forgiveness Is Giving Up My Right To Hate You For Hurting Me.

* Bad Officials Are Elected By Good Citizens Who Do Not Vote.

* Laziness Is Nothing More Than The Habit Of Resting Before You Get Tired.

* My Wife And I Always Compromise. I Admit I'm Wrong And She Agrees With Me.

* Those Who Can't Laugh At Themselves Leave The Job To Others.

* Ladies First. Pretty Ladies Sooner.

* It Doesn't Matter How Often A Married Man Changes His Job, He Still Ends Up With The Same Boss.

* Real Friends Are The Ones Who Survive Transitions Between Address Books.

* Saving Is The Best Thing. Especially When Your Parents Have Done It For You.

* Wise Men Talk Because They Have Something To Say; Fools Talk Because They Have To Say Something.

* They Call Our Language The Mother Tongue Because The Father Seldom Gets To Speak .