Prison Vs Office

IN PRISON: you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK : you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON : you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK : you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON : you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK : you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON : a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK : you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON :you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK :you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON : they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK : you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON : all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK : You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.