Doctor's Food

One of the posh hotels in Las Vegas employs a sister-in-law of my friend as a waitress room-service attendant. During a medical convention at the hotel, she was preparing a breakfast order that consisted
of fried eggs, bacon, ham, hash browns and a cheese Danish.

"Now that's a heart attack waiting to happen," commented a passing waiter co-worker.

"Yeah," the sister-in-law replied. "And believe it or not, it's just what the doctor ordered!"