Sunday, June 11, 2006

Celebrating Freedom

Husband and wife had quarreled. Husband cajoled the wife, for a price for making up, husband took wife for a dinner in a posh restaurant and got a fine table. In restaurant the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging
her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife inquired, "You seem to know her, who is she?"

The husband replied, "She is my ex-wife. She took to the drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" retorted the wife, "Who would think someone could go on celebrating the divorce with you that long a period?

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