Humour

Zilah, my favourite aunt, is 74 and, as she herself puts it, she's completely "together."

However, I went to her house the other day and she appeared to be worried. After much insistence,

she confessed, "Darling, I think I'm getting old. Yesterday I went to the movies and rode a cab home."

"And what's wrong with that?"

I inquired.

"I completely forgot I'd driven my own car there!"