Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Worms

Little Timmy sat playing! in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly
eating a worm. She turned pale.

"No, Timmy! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!" Trying to convince him further, "Now the mother worm is
looking all over for her nice baby-worm."

"No, she isn't," said Timmy.

"Why not?" said the mother.

"Because I ate her first!

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