A guy was walking through a parking lot and suddenly he tripped and fell flat on his face. As he was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called him out, "Are you hurt?"
"No, I'm fine, thank you," the guy replied, touched by her merciful concern.
"Thank, God," she continued. "So will you be vacating your parking space now?"
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A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father's word processor. She told him she was writing a story.
"What's it about?" lovingly proud daddy asked.
"I don't know Dad," she replied. "I can't read."
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