Insults

Tough Luck

Sincere Apology: If u dont like
any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free
to..... throw ur mobile!!

Doggone

After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman

Joker

Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker


Monkey

What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."


Brainless

Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age.