Good Ones

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it!

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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver
manages with other kidney.