Missing

Rupaben calls the police to report her husband Kanjibhai is missing.
The police arrive and ask for a description Kanjibhai.

Rupaben tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall ,
wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him..

The police then go to the next door neighbour to verify this report and
the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her.

He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbour then goes and asks Rupaben why she gave the police such a false report.

Rupaben replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted
him back!"