The only person who has never made a mistake.........
Will be the one who never tried anything in his life time
- Albert Einstein
Some pains can be easily releived by the care we show......
The same can increase if no one cares,
Especially the loved ones......
Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.
The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.
Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks
If you are stressed, you'll get pimples... if you cry, you'll get wrinkles... So,
why don't you smile & get dimples? Keep smiling.
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
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