Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Confusion

A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in pain "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a Bee."

DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles

Away by now."

DOCTOR: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream

On the place you were stung."

MAN: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was

Sitting under a tree"

DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which

Part of your body did that bee sting."

MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee

Stung me on my finger and it really hurts"

DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):

"Which one?"

MAN (innocently ): "How am I to know? All bees look the Same to me."

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