IT Laws

(ORIGINAL)
1. Every body continues its state of rest or uniform motion unless it is
acted by external unbalanced force.
(IT)1.Every Software Engineer continues chatting or forwarding mails or
sending posts on humour unless he is assigned work by his manager.

(ORIGINAL)
2. The rate of change of velocity of a body is directly proportional to the
applied force & takes place in the same direction in which force is applied
(IT)The rate of changes made in the software are directly proportional to the
payment received from client and takes place at the faster rate as deadline
approaches.

(ORIGINAL)
3.For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
(IT)
For every virus, there exist an equally powerful antivirus, & after release
of that antivirus some more destructive virus comes into existance.

(ORIGINAL)
Law of Conservation of Energy:

Energy can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can be converted from one
form to another.The total ammount of energy in the universe always remains
constant.

(IT)
Bug can neither be inserted nor be removed from software. It can only be
converted from one form to another.The total number of bugs in the software
always remains constant.

The Uncertainty Principle of Heisenberg:

(ORIGINAL): "The more precisely the POSITION is determined,the less
precisely the MOMENTUM is known"

(IT): "The more precisely the deadline is achieved, the
less precisely the quality is maintained".