Humour

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery.
He awoke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank "

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly,"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."