A young accountant often asked his boss for advice in writing journal entries.
The boss would always open his desk drawer, look at something for a moment and
then tell the young accountant how to make the correct journal entry. This went
on for many years. Finally the old accountant was ready to retire. The younger
accountant asked the old man, "I don't know what I'm going to do without you.
Whenever I've had a question you always knew the answer. What will I do when
you're gone? And what's in your desk drawer? Every time I ask for advice you
look in there?" The old accountant took the younger one into his office and opened
his desk drawer. There was a 3" x 5" index card.
It said: "Debits on the Left, Credits on the Right"
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Monday, April 18, 2005
MEN & WOMEN - Discovery
· The man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING, The woman
discovered HUNTING and invented FURS.
· The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, The woman
discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
· The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, The woman
discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
· The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, The woman
discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
· The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, The woman
discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
· The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, The woman
discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
· The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, The woman
discovered MONEY and that's when it all messed up......
discovered HUNTING and invented FURS.
· The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, The woman
discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
· The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, The woman
discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
· The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, The woman
discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
· The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, The woman
discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
· The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, The woman
discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
· The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, The woman
discovered MONEY and that's when it all messed up......
Don't get disheartened for being last
A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in acrash, and everyone on the bus dies.They go to Heaven.
Because of the grief they havesuffered, God decides to grant them one wish each,before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one whattheir wish is.The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and soGod snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line sees this and says "I want tobe beautiful too."Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway downthe line, the last person in line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this man isrolling on the floor, laughing . Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what his wish will be.
The man eventually catches his breath, and says: "Makethem all ugly again".
Moral - Don't get disheartened for being last, as youcan still change others lives being last
Because of the grief they havesuffered, God decides to grant them one wish each,before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one whattheir wish is.The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and soGod snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line sees this and says "I want tobe beautiful too."Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway downthe line, the last person in line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this man isrolling on the floor, laughing . Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what his wish will be.
The man eventually catches his breath, and says: "Makethem all ugly again".
Moral - Don't get disheartened for being last, as youcan still change others lives being last
Some Facts
1. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
2. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt"
3. Almonds are members of the peach family.
4. The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.
5. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
6. Ingrown toenails are hereditary.
7. The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language.
8. "Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und."
9. There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
10. The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
11. The only other word with the same amount of letters is its plural: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosesl.
12. The longest place-name still in use is - Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwe-nuak it natahu, a New Zealand hill.
13. Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reinade los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size,L.A.
14. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
15. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
16. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when the was sewn up after surgery.
17. Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their birthdays.
18. Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
19. The muzzle of a lion is like a fingerprint - no two lions have the same pattern of whiskers.
21. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
23. There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters,
"therein": the,there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.
24. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
26. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
27. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
28. Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.
30. The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
31. 'Stewardesses' is the longest English word that is typed with only the left hand.
33. The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways; the following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated,
dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."
34. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
35. Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic."
36. Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian seal for that reason.
37. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
38. The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means "the king is dead."
39. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
2. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt"
3. Almonds are members of the peach family.
4. The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.
5. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
6. Ingrown toenails are hereditary.
7. The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language.
8. "Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und."
9. There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
10. The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
11. The only other word with the same amount of letters is its plural: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosesl.
12. The longest place-name still in use is - Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwe-nuak it natahu, a New Zealand hill.
13. Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reinade los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size,L.A.
14. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
15. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
16. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when the was sewn up after surgery.
17. Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their birthdays.
18. Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.
19. The muzzle of a lion is like a fingerprint - no two lions have the same pattern of whiskers.
21. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
23. There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters,
"therein": the,there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.
24. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
26. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
27. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
28. Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.
30. The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
31. 'Stewardesses' is the longest English word that is typed with only the left hand.
33. The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways; the following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated,
dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."
34. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
35. Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic."
36. Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian seal for that reason.
37. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
38. The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means "the king is dead."
39. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
Contact Lenses
Please pass this to all your friends, to those who wear contact lenses,remove them when you have or attend a BBQ party or whatsoever that got to do withflames... I heard a horrible true story about contact lenses.... Ithappened to a 21 year old guy, he wore a pair of contact lenses during a barbecueparty. While, he was barbecuing, he stared at the fire charcoals. After afew seconds, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping upand down. No one in the party knew why... When he arrived at the Hospital, thedoctor said he'll be blind permanently courtesy of the contact lenses thathe had worn. Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from thecharcoal melted his contact lenses. So, tell all your friends.....
DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEAT AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED
Some Facts on F1 Racing Cars
Here are some interesting facts about Formula 1
01. An F1 car is made up of 80,000 components, if it were assembled 99.9% correctly, it would still start the race with 80 things wrong!
02. Formula 1 cars have over a kilometre of cable, linked to about 100 sensors and actuators which monitor and control many parts of the car.
03. An F1 car can go from 0 to 160 kph AND back to 0 in FOUR seconds !!!!!!!
04. F1 car engines last only for about 2 hours of racing mostly before blowing up on the other hand we expect our engines to last us for a decent 20yrs on an average and they quite faithfully DO....thats the extent to which the engines r pushed to perform...
05. When an F1 driver hits the brakes on his car he experiences retardation or deceleration comparable to a regular car driving through a BRICK wall at 300kmph !!!
06. An average F1 driver looses about 4kgs of weight after just one race due to the prolonged exposure to high G forces and temperatures for little over an hour (Yeah thats right!!!)
07. At 550kg a F1 car is less than half the weight of a Mini.
08. In an F1 car the engine typically revs upto 18000 rpm,(the piston travelling up and down 300 times a second!!) wheres cars like the palio, maruti 800,indica rev only upto 6000 rpm at max. Thats 3 times slower.
09. The brake discs in an F1 car have an operating temperature of approx 1000 degees Centigrade and they attain that temp while braking before almost every turn...that is why they r not made of steel but of carbon fibre which is much more harder and resistant to wear and tear and most of all has a higher melting point.
10. If a water hose were to blow off, the complete cooling system would empty in just over a second.
11. Gear cogs or ratios are used only for one race, and are replaced regularly to prevent failure, as they are subjected to very high degrees of stress.
12. The fit in the cockpit is so tight that the steering wheel must be removed for the driver to get in or out of the car. A small latch behind the wheel releases it from the column. Levers or paddles for changing gear are located on the back of the wheel. So no gearstick! The clutch levers are also on the steering wheel, located below the gear paddles.
13. To give you an idea of just how important aerodynamic design and added downforce can be, small planes can take off at slower speeds than F1 cars travel on the track.
14. Without aerodynamic downforce, high-performance racing cars have sufficient power to produce wheel spin and loss of control at 160 kph. They usually race at over 300 kph.
15. The amount of aerodynamic downforce produced by the front and rear wings and the car underbody is amazing. Once the car is travelling over 160 kph, an F1 car can generate enough downforce to equal it's own weight. That means it could actually hold itself to the CEILING of a tunnel and drive UPSIDE down!
16. In a street course race like the monaco grand prix, the downforce provides enough suction to lift manhole covers. Before the race all of the manhole covers on the streets have to be welded down to prevent this from happening!
17. The refuelers used in F1 can supply 12 litres of fuel per second. This means it would take just 4 seconds to fill the tank of an average 50 litre family car.They use the same refueling rigs used on US military helicopters today.
18. TOP F1 pit crews can refuel and change tyres in around 3 seconds.
19. Race car tyres don't have air in them like normal car tyres. Most racing tyres have nitrogen in the tyres because nitrogen has a more consistent pressure compared to normal air. Air typically contains varying amounts of water vapour in it, which affects its expansion and contraction as a function of temperature, making the tyre pressure unpredictable.
20. During the race the tyres lose weight! Each tyre loses about 0.5 kg in weight due to wear.
21. Normal tyres last 60 000 - 100 000 km. Racing tyres are designed to last 90 - 120 km (That's Khandala and back).
22. A dry-weather F1 tyre reaches peak operating performance (best grip) when tread temperature is between 900C and 1200C.(Water boils boils at 100C remember) At top speed, F1 tyres rotate 50 times a second
Believe it Or Not - V
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.
Saturday, April 16, 2005
Believe it Or Not - IV
The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
Be Calm
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh myGOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turnthem! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh myGOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They'regoing to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrongwith you? You think I don't know how to fry a coupleof eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you whatit feels like when I'm driving."
"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh myGOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turnthem! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh myGOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They'regoing to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrongwith you? You think I don't know how to fry a coupleof eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you whatit feels like when I'm driving."
A Friend
A FRIEND IS
a tissue when u can`t stop crying
a shoulder when u feel like dying
always listen when u have something to say
a crutch when u have a broken heart
some glue when everything falls apart
hand when u feel all alone
understands without knowing why
an ear for secret to tell
an aspirin when u feel unwell
a love that can never let go.
a tissue when u can`t stop crying
a shoulder when u feel like dying
always listen when u have something to say
a crutch when u have a broken heart
some glue when everything falls apart
hand when u feel all alone
understands without knowing why
an ear for secret to tell
an aspirin when u feel unwell
a love that can never let go.
Believe it Or Not - III
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
No word in the English language rhymes with month.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Starfish haven't got brains.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
No word in the English language rhymes with month.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Starfish haven't got brains.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
Friday, April 15, 2005
Believe it Or Not - II
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Humour
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery.
He awoke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank "
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly,"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
Dangerous Drugs
DANGEROUS DRUGS:
THESE DRUGS HAVE BEEN GLOBALLY DISCARDED BUT ARE AVAILABLE IN INDIA.
The most common ones are D cold, Action 500 & Nimulid.
ANALGIN:
This is a pain-killer. Reason for ban: Bone marrow depression.
Brand name: Novalgin
CISAPRIDE:
Acidity, constipation. Reason for ban : irregular heartbeat
Brand name : Ciza, Syspride
DROPERIDOL:
Anti-depressant. Reason for ban : Irregular heartbeat.
Brand name :Droperol
FURAZOLIDONE:
Antidiarrhoeal. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furoxone, Lomofen
NIMESULIDE:
Painkiller, fever. Reason for ban : Liver failure.
Brand name : Nise, Nimulid
NITROFURAZONE:
Antibacterial cream. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furacin
PHENOLPHTHALEIN:
Laxative. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Agarol
PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE:
cold and cough. Reason for ban : stroke.
Brand name : D'cold, Vicks Action-500
OXYPHENBUTAZONE:
Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug. Reason for ban : Bone marrow
depression.
Brand name : Sioril
PIPERAZINE:
Anti-worms. Reason for ban : Nerve damage.
Brand name : Piperazine
QUINIODOCHLOR:
Anti-diarrhoeal. Reason for ban : Damage to sight.
Brand name :Enteroquinol
THESE DRUGS HAVE BEEN GLOBALLY DISCARDED BUT ARE AVAILABLE IN INDIA.
The most common ones are D cold, Action 500 & Nimulid.
ANALGIN:
This is a pain-killer. Reason for ban: Bone marrow depression.
Brand name: Novalgin
CISAPRIDE:
Acidity, constipation. Reason for ban : irregular heartbeat
Brand name : Ciza, Syspride
DROPERIDOL:
Anti-depressant. Reason for ban : Irregular heartbeat.
Brand name :Droperol
FURAZOLIDONE:
Antidiarrhoeal. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furoxone, Lomofen
NIMESULIDE:
Painkiller, fever. Reason for ban : Liver failure.
Brand name : Nise, Nimulid
NITROFURAZONE:
Antibacterial cream. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Furacin
PHENOLPHTHALEIN:
Laxative. Reason for ban : Cancer.
Brand name : Agarol
PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE:
cold and cough. Reason for ban : stroke.
Brand name : D'cold, Vicks Action-500
OXYPHENBUTAZONE:
Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug. Reason for ban : Bone marrow
depression.
Brand name : Sioril
PIPERAZINE:
Anti-worms. Reason for ban : Nerve damage.
Brand name : Piperazine
QUINIODOCHLOR:
Anti-diarrhoeal. Reason for ban : Damage to sight.
Brand name :Enteroquinol
Todays Joke
How do you identify Sardar in a class room?
He is the only student erases his note book, when the teacher rubs the black-board .
He is the only student erases his note book, when the teacher rubs the black-board .
Patience is very important in life.
A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. He Went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged Bug), which came in a little white box to use for its house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.
He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time."
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, so he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. He waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about the Lord?"
A little teeny voice came out of the box... "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."
Patience is very important in life.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged Bug), which came in a little white box to use for its house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.
He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time."
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, so he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. He waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about the Lord?"
A little teeny voice came out of the box... "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."
Patience is very important in life.
Believe it Or Not - I
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A snail can sleep for three years. All Polar bears are left-handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
Cat's urine glows under a black light.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Wireless Communication
After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read:- "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians"
One week later, the Indian press reported the following:- " After digging as deep as 500m, Indian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology".
One week later, the Indian press reported the following:- " After digging as deep as 500m, Indian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology".
Sardarji Rocks
A sardar invested 20 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Srdr gets ready, wears tie, coat goes out, climbs tree, sat on
a branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"i've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open
mouth................ WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Todays Dinner should be light"
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - . . .. . . I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the Question paper is leaking...
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. . . . . He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet . . .
Sardar:- why did u come so far.Instead u could have posted it....
sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why.. . . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children who were in the last 3 years of Ur marriage? .
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar's wish : When i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in car he was driving..
Five More Minutes
Five More Minutes
While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench
near a playground. "That's my son over there," she said, pointing to a
little
boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide. "He's a fine looking
boy," the man said. "That's my son on the swing in the blue sweater." Then,
looking at his watch, he called to his son. "What do you say we go,
Todd?" Todd pleaded, "Just five more minutes, Dad. Please? Just five more
minutes." The man nodded and Todd continued to swing to his heart's
content.
Minutes passed and the father stood and called again to his son. "Time to
go
now?" Again Todd pleaded, "Five more minutes, Dad. Just five more minutes."
The man smiled and said, "O.K." "My, you certainly are a patient father,"
the woman responded. The man smiled and then said, "My older son Tommy was
killed by a drunk driver last year while he was riding his bike near
here. I never spent much time with Tommy and now I'd give anything for just
five more minutes with him. I've vowed not to make the same mistake with
Todd. He thinks he has five more minutes to swing. The truth is, I get Five
more
minutes to watch him play."
While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench
near a playground. "That's my son over there," she said, pointing to a
little
boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide. "He's a fine looking
boy," the man said. "That's my son on the swing in the blue sweater." Then,
looking at his watch, he called to his son. "What do you say we go,
Todd?" Todd pleaded, "Just five more minutes, Dad. Please? Just five more
minutes." The man nodded and Todd continued to swing to his heart's
content.
Minutes passed and the father stood and called again to his son. "Time to
go
now?" Again Todd pleaded, "Five more minutes, Dad. Just five more minutes."
The man smiled and said, "O.K." "My, you certainly are a patient father,"
the woman responded. The man smiled and then said, "My older son Tommy was
killed by a drunk driver last year while he was riding his bike near
here. I never spent much time with Tommy and now I'd give anything for just
five more minutes with him. I've vowed not to make the same mistake with
Todd. He thinks he has five more minutes to swing. The truth is, I get Five
more
minutes to watch him play."
Life is all about making priorities, what
are your priorities? Give someone you love 5 more minutes of your time
today.
are your priorities? Give someone you love 5 more minutes of your time
today.
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I have created this spot as a new step to explore us in a another way. I hope you will all cooperate to make this spot as a sucessful one.
Comments about the blog
balakanishkar: hi prabhu its fine.....
Santosh Rajaram: Yooo Man.... your site has a cool look and feel.. keep adding neat stuff like this....
ooooooo: summa oru 'o' potten
ooooooo: ooooo
Bob : Good blog keep it up
Kareef Hi, this is a good blog. I really enjoyed it. Keep it up, please!
serious skin care Really?
gift basket I think this is the one thing everyone should notice.
Any DonkeyEnjoyed your Heights. Reposted it.
Parthasarathy Govind: Hi It is very good work. Open the knwowledge base link to share the technical problem and the solution to the problem what you are facing in your projects or general things
Parthasarathy Govind: Hi It is very good work. Open some Knet link to use it as knowledge base for all. Open the knwowledge base link to share the technical problem and the solution to the problem.
Parthasarathy Govind: Hi It is very good work. Open some Knet link to use it as knowledge base for all.
Manju: Hi Gooommmssss,Its really nice and good thinking da.Continue with this good work.
viji: Pappu,are u not doing job in office?But this is really superb.continue
smita: hey njoyd goin thru ur posts..thanx 4 all da smiles..y dont u allow non blogger comments..
thithu: Really nice,Photo's r nice and superb.Ur Thinking is good
Anand: Pappu,It's really very good.Nice to see it. Good career development
aruna: superb chithappa,dont think too much,appuram irrukira hair-um kaanama poidum.
Christo: It is very nice Dear. Keep updated.
Karthik (Bodi): Dai Thuthukudi kalakkuriye da, itz really superb.
Ram: Hi, its very nice. good work
Ram: Hi, its very nice. good work
aSHOK: Ada Mottaiyaaaa... night shiftlaa vela seiya sonnaa.... blogspotlaa work pandreyaa daaa
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