A sardar invested 20 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Srdr gets ready, wears tie, coat goes out, climbs tree, sat on
a branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"i've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open
mouth................ WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Todays Dinner should be light"
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - . . .. . . I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the Question paper is leaking...
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. . . . . He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet . . .
Sardar:- why did u come so far.Instead u could have posted it....
sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why.. . . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children who were in the last 3 years of Ur marriage? .
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar's wish : When i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in car he was driving..
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