This is my mother!!!!!!!!!

The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school
if a student is to be
absent for the day. Alice deciding to skip school and go to the mall
with her friends. So she waited
until her parents had left for work and called the school herself.

"Hi, I'm calling to report that Alice is unable to make it to school
today because she is ill."

Secretary at high school answered, "I'm sorry to hear that. I'll note
her absence. Who is this
calling please?"

"This is my mother."