All about Wives

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde

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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison

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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous

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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. --H. L. Mencken

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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later;for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken
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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." - U2

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- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. --Anonymous

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?" --Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. --Anonymous

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.Then the mud fell off. --Anonymous

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in." --Anonymous

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....." --Anonymous

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after u let him in! --Anonymous