Once Santa and Banta happened to be together in Delhi. Having excursion tickets, they boarded a DTC double decker.
Banta, finding no vacant seat in the lower deck, went to the upper deck and took a seat.
He was surprised to see that there was no driver in the upper deck. Showing his anxiety, he asked Santa if there was a driver in the lower deck.
Promptly came the reply that there was indeed a driver.
Banta then said, God is driving this upper deck himself.
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Santa Singh spoke frantically into the phone, 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!'
'Is this her first child?' the doctor asked.
'No, you idiot!' Santa shouted. 'This is her husband!'
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