Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Kanjibhai as a Teacher

When Kanjibhai was a teacher he had the mysterious habit of walking into the class each morning, removing a tennis ball from his jacket pocket.

He would set it on the corner of the podium. After giving the lecture for the day, he would once again pick up the tennis ball, place it into his jacket pocket, and leave the room.
No one ever understood why he did this, until one day. . ..

A student fell asleep during Kanjibhai's class. Kanjibhai never missed a word of his lecture while he walked over to the podium, picked up the tennis ball and threw it, hitting the sleeping student squarely on the top of the head.

The next day, Kanjibhai walked into the room, reached into his jacket, removed a Cricket ball . . . ..


No one ever fell asleep in his class the rest of the term !

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