Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment