THE BOSS

Once upon a time, all the organs of the body decided to have a meeting, to decide who should become the BOSS .

"I should be the boss," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

"I should be the boss," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be the boss," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be the boss," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be the boss," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

Then the asshole shouted from below, "I should be the boss, because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the asshole and began to insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. Finally, they all decided that the asshole should be the boss.

The moral of the story is that you don't have to be the brain to be the boss; even an asshole can be the BOSS!!!

Sent by: Murali T