Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Diploma

An old lady is pushing a pram with her grandchild in it at the supermarket.

Every time she puts an item in the trolley she says: "Here's a little something for you Diploma".

The shopkeeper who was watching her all the while, finally asks her why she calls her grandchild "Diploma".

The old woman replies: "Because I sent my daughter to university and this is what she came with..."

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