An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the esponsibility to marry the perfect woman ;so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning,gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.
So he explained his mission to the farmer, asked for permission to marry one of them. The farmer simply replied, They looking to get married,so you came to the right place .
Look 'em over and pick the one you want.
The man dated the first daughter. the next day the farmer asked for the man'sopinion. Well ,said the man, "she just a wee bit, not that you can hardly notice ..pidgin -toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the thee girls;so the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer agin asked how things went ?
" Well,the man replied,she's just a wee bit , not that you can hardly tell.....cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did .
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,she 's perfect,just perfect. She the one i want to marry.
So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was horrified;the baby was the ugliest ,most pathetic human you can imagine .
He rushed to his father-in law,asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.
"Well, explained the farmer," She was just a wee bit,not that you could hardly tell..she was already pregnant when you met her ."
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