TOP 8 REASONS TO STUDY ECONOMICS

1. You can talk about money without every having to make any.

2. Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied economics and look how they turned out.

3. When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why you are there.

4. If you rearrange the letters in "ECONOMICS", you get "COMIC NOSE".

5. Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward, in economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue.

6. When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility.

7. You can't be wrong; only subject to an unexpected asymmetric shock.

8. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen
today.