Friday, August 17, 2007

List of Helpful Office Sayings

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
I see you have set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm really easy to get along with as soon as people learn to worship me.
I'll try to be nicer if your try to be smarter.
I don't work here I am a consultant.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you are an artist.
I'm out of my mind but feel free to leave a message.
It sounds like English but I don't understand a word you are saying.
I am not being rude. You are just being insignificant.
It's a thankless job, but I have a lot of karma to burn off.
You sound reasonable. Time to up the medication.

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