Doing Nothing

A fat Desi was overheard telling his friend outside the temple during a function:

"I was relaxing in my favorite chair on Sunday,
Reading the newspaper,
Watching a football game on TV and
Listening to another game on the radio,
Drinking a beer,
Eating a high cholesterol snack, and
Scratching our dog with my foot -- and
My wife had the nerve to accuse me of just sitting there doing nothing!"