Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Once a Man

Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic

Man: No, I am coming to you.

Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.

Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.

Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal.

Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is...
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work like a deer
I work all day like a donkey
I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog I play with my children
like a monkey I am like a rabbit in front of my wife Doctor asked: Do
you work in an IT COMPANY

Man: Yes


Doctor yelled: Come, no body will treat you better than me....................

Sent By Murali T

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