Thursday, October 18, 2007

Forgiveness

Q- What is the difference between the people who pray in the church, and those who pray in casinos?
A-The ones in the casinos are serious.


Women are confusing...
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

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