One Liners

The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.

Remember half the people you know are below average.

Love is a great master. It teaches us to be what we never were.

If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

If you are not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Love at first sight is easy; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.

Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Courage is resistance of fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

Anything too stupid to be spoken is sung.

True love comes quietly, without banners, or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

A fool in love makes no sense to me. I only think you are a fool if you do not love.

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics, so important a biological phenomenon as first love /?

If you’re falling off a cliff, you may as well try to fly. You have nothing to lose.